The Web Crapper

Before I begin... let me clarify... I am not a nice person... but, I play one in real life... Deep down, I have ugly evil thoughts... I call it my "Good Angel" vs my "Evil Devil" aka split personality...

So, in order to keep balance in my life... You may see more of the nasty me... For I have vowed to only show the nice side to the real world.... and you are in here visiting the pseudo version of me.... or perhaps, this is the real me... and the version I project to the public is a fraud. Hmmm... something for me to ponder... Deep thinking on the toilet material...

On the outside I am saying in my sweetest voice, "Why sure, I'll get that file for you, right away!"

On the inside I am saying, "Why sure, you dumb a**. I have nothing more important to do... except straighten out the three accounts you screwed up, refigure your proposal, and calm down the client that you insulted. I would be happier than a fresh pile of dog crap under your chair to get up and get you that file... the one that is sitting on your filing cabinet where you left it... And while I am in there... you can kiss my (&$%$%&$*@$$"^$$*@%$$) "

I just noticed that I tend to use the dollar sign alot in my censored cursing... Freud may think this is subliminal... I know it is just bad typing.

In regards to my post title... I have found that the internet is a great way to express the side I try to keep hidden. And, I am not the only one... Many tell me they are really quiet, shy indiviuals... That I would never believe how sweet they are in person! If I am any indication of this trend... OMG there are many people out there... all with an evil twin... LOL.... Brings new meaning to the old question... "Can Timmy come out to play?"

Every once in a great while... when I am feeling a tad ignorant (it does not happen often!) I will read a news story on the internet that moves me enough to open the chat about it link. I don't say a word... just go in and see what people think about the event.

Do you know what people are chatting about in the "Tsunami Claims More Than 44,000 Lives" chat? They are chatting about birth control, female subordinance, spanking... (I think this is in regards to parenting... but it could be a sexual topic... I'm not sure... I cleared out) I was in the topic room for almost ten minutes. Not once did the discussion of aid to the survivors, sadness for the victims, or fear of disease come up.

When we were struck with the catastrophic event we have titled "9/11", we were met with world wide support. When it happens somewhere else we utter... "Gosh, they shouldn't live so close to the sea" That is as moronic as telling me I would not have a chocolate addiction if I moved farther from the grocery store.

Over 44,00 killed... It numbs me... I know... This is the internet... we can say whatever we want... But, Hog Sh**. When people need our help, we should step up. If we don't have the monetary means, then the least we can do (the very least) is show a sign of support thru our words.

We use the internet to say what we want... with total disregard to who we offend! Don't ya just love it! I don't know these people... They don't know me... I can tell the world to just pluck off! and they can tell me to bite myself...

And in the real world... we smile politely and get up and get the file.